Trick-or-Treat! Swine, Swindlers... (You can surely make this etymological connection...)

I confess I was at Walmart. Even so, I found its selection paled in comparison to Dollar Tree in shopping for Halloween garbage, I mean Halloween candy.

It is all garbage. It is 98% HFCS. If you don't know what that means, you should Google it at once. Especially if you have kids.

But this one caught mine eye in such a way that it invoked a belly-laugh. Similarly, it is both unsettling and amusing that most people I've met don't know Jell-O is made of pigs hooves. So this wonderful treat courtesy of Frankford Candy, importing through Pennsylvania USA from China, is in large part pork.